Nudist colonies have been around for a long time, catering to the people controlled by the flesh, but naked church doesn’t seem to be quite as new! Boldly at this counterfeit church, in Ivor, VA, you can totally or partly disrobe as you listen to the sermon and hug disrobed people afterwards. Of course, the naked pastor of naked church, Allen Parker, also does his Scripture twisting in the nude and the people there like it! Parker argues that the most important times in Jesus’ life was when he was naked! He points out Jesus was naked when he was born, crucified and when he rose from the dead. That settles it! So, let’s get naked in church! [BTW, the crucifix hanging on the wall in the church building has Jesus crucified with clothes on!]
The Earliest Christians Wore Clothes In Their Church Meetings
Obviously, naked church is flagrantly unscriptural. In James’ day, he corrected a problem with the rich being given special privilege over the poor, but both rich and poor had clothes on in their church meetings! That is how the early Christians did it. They surely weren’t naked:
Suppose a man comes into your meeting wearing a gold ring and fine clothes, and a poor man in shabby clothes also comes in. If you show special attention to the man wearing fine clothes and say, “Here’s a good seat for you,” but say to the poor man, “You stand there” or “Sit on the floor by my feet,” have you not discriminated among yourselves and become judges with evil thoughts? Listen, my dear brothers: Has not God chosen those who are poor in the eyes of the world to be rich in faith and to inherit the kingdom he promised those who love him? (James 2:2-5)
Naked church is just another obvious wicked abomination, but certainly par for our despicable church day. We have one type of church offering free beer, another will kiss Mary statues, multitudes will make you feel comfortable in the vilest sins with salvation too, etc. and now naked church is perhaps the best for those addicted to pornography! After all, why look at nude pictures when you can see real naked bodies at church, even the preacher’s! So, come in your birthday suit and worship! Saints, it’s going to get darker than this. Don’t be surprised! Draw near to God and he’ll draw near to you.